Underrated Spongebob Jokes

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  • Опубликовано: 13 апр 2025
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @racer164
    @racer164 3 года назад +76226

    The most surprising thing about this is that patrick went to community college

    • @s.a.m.productions2095
      @s.a.m.productions2095 3 года назад +4547

      @@akiraphantom5 Given the history of his intelligence throughout the show... probably not.

    • @FinnFGC
      @FinnFGC 3 года назад +6330

      I'm sure the real joke behind this is that even Patrick can attend community college

    • @weinschnegge
      @weinschnegge 3 года назад +1777

      Maybe he just got told they know eachother from there but never attended it and doesn't even know him

    • @jaycrews3707
      @jaycrews3707 3 года назад +634

      @@akiraphantom5 he lives under a rock now you tell me

    • @irocjared
      @irocjared 3 года назад +181

      My thoughts exactly

  • @splatgorek
    @splatgorek 3 года назад +19775

    The fact that squidman had to make a distinction between robots taking over "the world" and "our world" makes me think that the citizens of Bikini Bottom are well aware of human society.

    • @elmaionesosexo
      @elmaionesosexo 3 года назад +637

      squidward*

    • @elementmanexe8389
      @elementmanexe8389 3 года назад +2207

      @@elmaionesosexo squidman is obviously his rapper name

    • @splatgorek
      @splatgorek 3 года назад +297

      @@elmaionesosexo do you think i did not know

    • @elmaionesosexo
      @elmaionesosexo 3 года назад +81

      @@splatgorek yes

    • @elmaionesosexo
      @elmaionesosexo 3 года назад +189

      @@elementmanexe8389 wasn't that lil'squid?

  • @heathsharky
    @heathsharky 3 года назад +23853

    I would think that Patrick went to community college to study wumbology.

    • @averagejoe9040
      @averagejoe9040 3 года назад +906

      Of course, the study of wumbo.

    • @lolothesilly
      @lolothesilly 3 года назад +675

      nah, c'mon, that stuff's first grade!

    • @Justme_1213
      @Justme_1213 3 года назад +464

      I wumbo you wumbo he she me wumbo

    • @mackenzieehrgood6173
      @mackenzieehrgood6173 3 года назад +181

      @@Justme_1213 How did you get the answers for the final exam?

    • @_David_Velez
      @_David_Velez 3 года назад +162

      @@mackenzieehrgood6173 I think he put a big top hat on his head with a walkie talkie and got the answers from someone sitting in the attic of his house 🤔 just a guess 🤷‍♂️

  • @GhostGhosterson
    @GhostGhosterson Год назад +296

    Spongebob riding the scene transition to get to the Krusty Krab is my favorite fourth wall break of the show.

    • @chillbizz74
      @chillbizz74 10 дней назад +3

      mediocre episode with a pretty funny 4th wall joke

    • @GhostGhosterson
      @GhostGhosterson 10 дней назад

      @chillbizz74 yeah it was a whatever episode

    • @chillbizz74
      @chillbizz74 10 дней назад

      @GhostGhosterson Yeah I'll have one krabby patty with some diet blood

    • @darkskull9166
      @darkskull9166 12 часов назад

      Which episode was this?

    • @GhostGhosterson
      @GhostGhosterson 12 часов назад

      @@darkskull9166 "Born To Be Wild" where Spongebobs warning everyone of a biker gang coming to Bikini Bottom

  • @dragonearth9643
    @dragonearth9643 3 года назад +21086

    "I'll give him a week."
    "I give him 11 minutes."
    Meanwhile Patrick having a melt down.

    • @dragonearth9643
      @dragonearth9643 3 года назад +162

      @@MODNAR67 lol that's funny that you pointed out a typo on a youtube comment.

    • @victoracosta4796
      @victoracosta4796 3 года назад +262

      “PATRICK SAD!”

    • @daisysourcream13
      @daisysourcream13 3 года назад +815

      Also 11-13 minutes is how long each episode is… breaking the 4th wall there

    • @rosegold5720
      @rosegold5720 3 года назад +139

      @@daisysourcream13 oh!!! i never got that joke

    • @henryhobert5761
      @henryhobert5761 3 года назад +258

      @@rosegold5720 in the episode where they get trapped in the jungle squid ward says “why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with torture” or something along those lines so I think the joke is he thinks spongebob can’t last 11 minutes without torturing him, so it’s some dark humor the way I see it

  • @boxkidd3685
    @boxkidd3685 3 года назад +20021

    "I'm a winner, see my prize
    You're a loser who sits and cries"
    Straight Bars.

    • @keonroshdieh2497
      @keonroshdieh2497 3 года назад +120

      More like casinos, buddy 💯💪👍🤙👌👉

    • @somerandom7672
      @somerandom7672 3 года назад +267

      "Something guys
      Something thighs"
      Gay bars

    • @rageraptor7127
      @rageraptor7127 3 года назад +27

      Singular bar

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 3 года назад +38

      Imma gouge out both ya eyes
      You say you ain’t whinin’ but it’s all lies

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 3 года назад +8

      @@somerandom7672 nice

  • @nathanr1713
    @nathanr1713 3 года назад +14402

    The fact that i’ve seen all of these episodes makes me feel great about my childhood.

    • @Skyewardbound
      @Skyewardbound 3 года назад +207

      Even the one with the miners?

    • @AjBlueJay1224
      @AjBlueJay1224 3 года назад +112

      @@Skyewardbound Ngl that one is too funny

    • @sheer9203
      @sheer9203 3 года назад +77

      @@Skyewardbound yep
      I dont think i saw that one

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 3 года назад +96

      @@Skyewardbound that one’s relatively new, so it doesn’t count until the kids born in the 2010s grow up.

    • @racool911
      @racool911 3 года назад +17

      @@Skyewardbound Miners? Do you mean Chum Caverns?

  • @Pstar7961
    @Pstar7961 10 месяцев назад +1684

    "UNNACOMPANIED MINORS" caught me off guard

    • @romariodesrosier1450
      @romariodesrosier1450 9 месяцев назад +53

      At least they arent stuck in the snowstorm, stranded at the airport all alone...Damn that movie trailer...

    • @Meyasaurus
      @Meyasaurus 8 месяцев назад +116

      *drake enters the chat*

    • @bigsolo6952
      @bigsolo6952 8 месяцев назад +50

      @@Meyasaurus Probably A minorrrrrr

    • @SasamuelTheCool
      @SasamuelTheCool 8 месяцев назад +13

      2024 in a nutshell

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@romariodesrosier1450Care to share with the rest of the class? XD

  • @zenno5190
    @zenno5190 3 года назад +17150

    "Some day, but not today."
    such a twisted scene for a kids show 😆

    • @a1phamalestud
      @a1phamalestud 3 года назад +1059

      It reminds me of that episode where squid ward puts up the bird cage

    • @shanederrickcapcut
      @shanederrickcapcut 3 года назад +730

      This show has a suicide jokes

    • @skulkify
      @skulkify 3 года назад +68

      Ikr

    • @KumasiVT
      @KumasiVT 3 года назад +294

      Spongebob had quite the sense of humor back in the day

    • @oscarleonardocruzgarcia2276
      @oscarleonardocruzgarcia2276 3 года назад +62

      Better than one coarse meal and are you happy now

  • @brianna6087
    @brianna6087 3 года назад +8546

    I am personally here to vote for "NOT THE NAVY" as the funniest spobgebob line especially because of squidward's character, him being panicked for once when he is hardly ever anything other than chill and monotone is hilarious

    • @Astro.babyyy
      @Astro.babyyy 3 года назад +482

      Brooo and the pause and him sayin “OUR WORLD”

    • @zoerose3478
      @zoerose3478 3 года назад +206

      I feel like squidwards personality is more like constant internal panic

    • @justchilling177
      @justchilling177 3 года назад +22

      Is there a deep clever meaning behind that joke i didnt catch 🤔

    • @DarkPrinceRalsei
      @DarkPrinceRalsei 3 года назад +173

      @@justchilling177 Spongebob and Squidward were gonna dial the Navy because they thought robots were taking over the world. However, they received an automated message which is technically a robot, causing them to panic.

    • @justchilling177
      @justchilling177 3 года назад +24

      @@DarkPrinceRalsei lmao that's genius joke ngl 😂👌

  • @vladimir-savage72
    @vladimir-savage72 3 года назад +9802

    My favorite is when Spongebob tells Patrick "Your genius is showing" and Patrick replies with a shocked "WHERE?!"

    • @emilygoodman6779
      @emilygoodman6779 3 года назад +270

      “But don’t genius live in a lamp? And besides, we don’t know any dumb people.”

    • @emmahollow8898
      @emmahollow8898 3 года назад +77

      I get it because genius sounds like penis lol

    • @ayaashraf5960
      @ayaashraf5960 3 года назад +49

      @@emmahollow8898 I very much don't think that's the joke

    • @emmahollow8898
      @emmahollow8898 3 года назад +27

      @@ayaashraf5960 then what is the joke?

    • @ayaashraf5960
      @ayaashraf5960 3 года назад +21

      @@emmahollow8898 I believe the joke is that he was saying where as in where his genius is showing but, yeah maybe you're right who knows-

  • @prodshxrm
    @prodshxrm 6 месяцев назад +1699

    0:13 SpongeBob was flabbergasted at his bestfriend linking with his opps lmaooo

    • @derekforstell1084
      @derekforstell1084 6 месяцев назад +61

      Death row, next in line speaking.

    • @Eaglefox982
      @Eaglefox982 6 месяцев назад +55

      I know people who went to college and have the intellect of Patrick so it checks out

    • @MontyGamezz
      @MontyGamezz 5 месяцев назад +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ravenscarlettanis13
      @ravenscarlettanis13 5 месяцев назад +18

      Some people would be like: Oh no!
      Others would be like: Patrick went to college?

    • @MrMaskYT
      @MrMaskYT 3 месяца назад

      what a stupid fucking slang

  • @theboldone1961
    @theboldone1961 3 года назад +7151

    The amount of fourth wall jokes on SpongeBob FLEW over our heads as kids. Lots of them are subtle af too. Shout out to the early seasons, comedy gold.

    • @trinityx3o522
      @trinityx3o522 3 года назад +152

      @wouldacouldashoulda Back when we actually had good writers & directors for shows.

    • @maxthefool
      @maxthefool 3 года назад +48

      @@trinityx3o522 its more about the network then the creators most of the time

    • @imeverywheree
      @imeverywheree 3 года назад +95

      “I’ll give em 11 minutes” 😭

    • @KennethSee
      @KennethSee 3 года назад +29

      “OUR WORLD”

    • @LizardMane
      @LizardMane 3 года назад +1

      @@imeverywheree I dnt get it

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 3 года назад +33477

    “I’ll give him 11 minutes.”
    That’s the episode run time! 🤣

    • @roguebanana8661
      @roguebanana8661 3 года назад +2637

      Just Squidward casually breaking the fourth wall 😂

    • @goldensilence5841
      @goldensilence5841 3 года назад +661

      @@roguebanana8661 and I would've never noticed

    • @WolfAngelRS
      @WolfAngelRS 3 года назад +525

      Really? I legit thought that’s how long it would’ve taken him to enjoy himself without his pants on...

    • @SaladBoi37
      @SaladBoi37 3 года назад +707

      "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery!!!"

    • @taterds7858
      @taterds7858 3 года назад +112

      @@SaladBoi37 i also thought of that line, its from club spongebob

  • @chriskeller3705
    @chriskeller3705 3 года назад +5719

    The funniest joke in the whole show is when spongebob is screaming “I’M UGLY AND IM PROUD” on his roof and squidward next door goes “is that what he calls it?” 😂😂

  • @super671000
    @super671000 Год назад +67

    Old school sponge had that arrested development feel

  • @8iggboi
    @8iggboi 3 года назад +7206

    the whole "FELICITATIONS, MALEFACTORS" speech has become part of my daily vocabulary, so i'm glad its being shown some love LMAO

    • @andreamccullough8397
      @andreamccullough8397 3 года назад +114

      sure it has buddy lol

    • @justyumi4410
      @justyumi4410 3 года назад +47

      The Amoeba Boys walking in on Mojo Jojo, Him, Fuzzy Lumpkinz, and Ace

    • @nickfr1997
      @nickfr1997 3 года назад +19

      I don’t get it

    • @iancunn99
      @iancunn99 3 года назад +349

      Translation: Greetings criminals. I’m trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula so I can sell cheap food. Who will join me???!!!

    • @pearlchains
      @pearlchains 3 года назад +4

      @UCJJ3aioZEo5xjoWicxO6kMw shut up loser

  • @Slayerandsprite
    @Slayerandsprite 3 года назад +3449

    My favorite underrated Spongebob joke:
    "What did you wish for, Patrick?"
    *closeup of the bottle of Patrick's ripped letter to Santa*
    "Another piece of paper"

    • @hobihope2981
      @hobihope2981 3 года назад +109

      Another contender: Squidward telling Spongebob abt the Hash Slinging Slasher:
      "So now, every... what day is it?"
      "Tuesday"
      "Tuesday night!! The Hash Slinging Slasher comes to reap his horrible vengeance"
      *gasp* "But tonight's Tuesday night!"

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 Год назад +3

      My absolute favorite SpongeBob joke of all time 😂❤

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 4 месяца назад +1

      I really wish they had paid off that joke later, when Squidward as Santa is giving people what they asked for earlier, by having Squidward give Patrick the copy of his birth certificate he mentions a bit before

    • @MrFunnypants0405
      @MrFunnypants0405 Месяц назад +1

      Squidward - “Then-“
      Incidental - “Dude, can I have some ketchup?”
      Squidward - “Oh sure, here you go”

  • @tricksfollies9549
    @tricksfollies9549 3 года назад +17910

    That “unaccompanied minors” joke is too good.

    • @animusswtor4822
      @animusswtor4822 3 года назад +838

      yes, but I'm kinda impressed Patrick knows what sulfur is too ^^

    • @valarmis
      @valarmis 3 года назад +699

      My immediate though when seeing kids was "cobalt miners"

    • @thepokeybird
      @thepokeybird 3 года назад +347

      @@valarmis Spongebob and Patrick visit the Tesla mines

    • @Friendly_Neighborhood_Qrock
      @Friendly_Neighborhood_Qrock 3 года назад +143

      He just explained the whole generation in a nutshell

    • @ThatGuyLucas8080
      @ThatGuyLucas8080 3 года назад +46

      hearing the word sulfur made me remember infuriating subnautica times lol, i beat below zero before the first one.

  • @CreativeTankEngine
    @CreativeTankEngine Год назад +273

    The “I’d better take the shortcut” was always one of my favorite jokes because of how they casually break the fourth wall and Mr. Krabs questions it for a second. 😂

    • @stupidmangoz
      @stupidmangoz 28 дней назад +4

      A fourth wall joke is always even funnier when you find a comment about it just as it happens

  • @jjabbott7249
    @jjabbott7249 3 года назад +3985

    "He'll give us forty lashes!"
    [Imagines himself with thick eyelashes fluttering]

    • @CelesticCF
      @CelesticCF 3 года назад +170

      Lol, that's definitely an underrated one, didn't even realize what it meant til I grew up

    • @RobKeenan826
      @RobKeenan826 3 года назад +12

      Legendary

    • @selenagomezacapella
      @selenagomezacapella 3 года назад +7

      @@CelesticCF - How? I understood it and I was like 6

    • @yan_dj
      @yan_dj 3 года назад +7

      I just got that from your comment, I thought he was just talking nonsense

    • @snailthelostcow63
      @snailthelostcow63 3 года назад +21

      If you understand that as a child then uhh…
      That’s rough, buddy

  • @Enteringdullsville
    @Enteringdullsville 3 года назад +8145

    “We did it! We painted the whole house, and without getting a drop of paint but anything but the FLAPPING FLOTSAM WHAT’S THAT”

    • @Dorkprincess08
      @Dorkprincess08 3 года назад +106

      And That's When Dora's Celebration came to an End
      Dora: No! Don't Close the Book! We haven't sang the-
      *Shuts Book*
      Forget about It. Here's a Song you'll love
      *Plays Giorno's Theme*

    • @sugarpanda2176
      @sugarpanda2176 3 года назад +74

      BEST QUOTE EVVER🤣😝

    • @mohammed_the_train_spotter
      @mohammed_the_train_spotter 3 года назад +22

      duh like we don't have ears or something smh...

    • @Dorkprincess08
      @Dorkprincess08 3 года назад +56

      @@mohammed_the_train_spotter It's a Skit! Calm Down!

    • @jocelynjonesey8925
      @jocelynjonesey8925 3 года назад +32

      Flapping flotsam, Batman

  • @zaydenmYT
    @zaydenmYT 3 года назад +5750

    "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
    "Not until four."

    • @sakaiclips
      @sakaiclips Год назад +44

      😂

    • @MrInuhanyou123
      @MrInuhanyou123 10 месяцев назад +45

      Almost every scene is from seasons 1 through 3. Sounds about right

    • @youwayo
      @youwayo 10 месяцев назад +17

      He meant season 4

    • @TheSocratesofAthens
      @TheSocratesofAthens 10 месяцев назад +11

      He must have missed hearing the word "stupid".

    • @Pretzel829
      @Pretzel829 9 месяцев назад +5

      Poor ahh squirrels

  • @ContentMakerGuy
    @ContentMakerGuy 8 месяцев назад +2020

    Episodes:
    The Bully
    Nature Pants
    Planktons Army
    Dunces And Dragons
    Krab Borg
    Wet Painters
    Mustard O Mine
    Shanghaied
    Born To Be Wild
    Selling Out
    Wormy
    Skill Crane
    Ditchin
    Squid On Strike

    • @dingers5days
      @dingers5days  8 месяцев назад +47

      @@ContentMakerGuy Thanks

    • @Mr.GlitchTap
      @Mr.GlitchTap 8 месяцев назад +37

      Its almost always the older episodes🫡

    • @ContentMakerGuy
      @ContentMakerGuy 8 месяцев назад +9

      100 likes in only 9 days? (Comment on August 14, 2024, Wednesday)

    • @EclecticAesthetic
      @EclecticAesthetic 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@Mr.GlitchTap Literally, I'm reading this episode list weekssss after watching the og video, and I instantly recognized all the episode titles, noticing that most are between seasons 2-3

    • @ContentMakerGuy
      @ContentMakerGuy 6 месяцев назад +3

      648 likes (September 28, Saturday, 2024 8:17 AM)

  • @22dallas1
    @22dallas1 3 года назад +7312

    2:37 is honestly one of the most creative jokes in this show

    • @dantdmfangamingrich9802
      @dantdmfangamingrich9802 3 года назад +976

      And also a fourth wall break

    • @jdjskskd9278
      @jdjskskd9278 3 года назад +156

      wait i’m hella dumb whats the joke

    • @trystinbrown2965
      @trystinbrown2965 3 года назад +781

      @@jdjskskd9278 He used a bubble in an earlier scene to go to the next one. It's very clever!

    • @jdjskskd9278
      @jdjskskd9278 3 года назад +64

      @@trystinbrown2965 ohhh omg thank u

    • @trystinbrown2965
      @trystinbrown2965 3 года назад +59

      @@jdjskskd9278 No problem. I'm glad I can help.

  • @mitchinatr7093
    @mitchinatr7093 3 года назад +3215

    That unaccompanied minors joke gets me every time.

    • @gurepbell
      @gurepbell 3 года назад +66

      took me a solid sec to get it lmao

    • @VictorAFurr
      @VictorAFurr 3 года назад +9

      Yeah.

    • @VictorAFurr
      @VictorAFurr 3 года назад +32

      Also “ring a bell“ pun really got me

    • @VictorAFurr
      @VictorAFurr 3 года назад +36

      2:04, 2:13

    • @breanna4915
      @breanna4915 3 года назад +54

      one of the rare good modern spongebob jokes

  • @beachybum-bum
    @beachybum-bum 3 года назад +6481

    Can we talk about how a guy got arrested for having gummy fish?

    • @dyl-dyl
      @dyl-dyl 3 года назад +67

      @@SuperNovaBass73 what about it?

    • @hentaihaven2843
      @hentaihaven2843 3 года назад +321

      @@dyl-dyl he’s dark skinned

    • @slimcognito383
      @slimcognito383 3 года назад +928

      Quasi (aka not quite) Gummy fish to be exact.
      Cannibalism joke hidden behind clever use of wording

    • @Fantaqq
      @Fantaqq 3 года назад +43

      @@hentaihaven2843 so...?

    • @hentaihaven2843
      @hentaihaven2843 3 года назад +195

      @@Fantaqq The stereotype of blacks getting arrested by the police.

  • @saratoga4126
    @saratoga4126 Год назад +928

    "I'll give him 11 minutes"
    that's how long a SpongeBob episode is 😂

    • @jpeggingaround
      @jpeggingaround 11 месяцев назад +50

      technically Squidward broke the 4th wall

    • @alegzyi
      @alegzyi 8 месяцев назад

      I always wonder if those who write these identical comments are either attention craving crooks or just plain retarded... Don't get me wrong, it just honestly buggles me. I mean they are not even buried in tons of other comments, they are at the top, heavily liked and usually very obvious (one could also take that in mind but I guess I am already asking too much)...

    • @Anstreki323
      @Anstreki323 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@jpeggingaroundno s sherlock

    • @CLSGL
      @CLSGL 7 месяцев назад +3

      I know because the comment right above yours said it 3 years ago

    • @CCCPRusRus
      @CCCPRusRus 2 месяца назад

      Technically, it's 11 minutes and 30 seconds. Although newer seasons have been inconsistent with run-time.

  • @haydenmasters4816
    @haydenmasters4816 3 года назад +2502

    I always loved the one right after the “it’s not my wallet” scene
    *patrick drops box on man ray’s foot*
    “what’s in that box anyhow??”
    “my wallets”

  • @Seeker-wq8jc
    @Seeker-wq8jc 3 года назад +5010

    I miss the one in the episode where SpongeBob is trying to get Gary to take a bath, and he's trying over and over to grab him and throw him in the tub, and he finally tosses him directly over it, and Gary just freezes mid air and teleports back to the ground. Gary just casually breaks reality as SpongeBob is left confused and frustrated.

    • @TrigunSTAR26
      @TrigunSTAR26 3 года назад +287

      Also the don’t drop the soap joke in that episode is just a real wtf moment looking back

    • @SilvaShadow1990
      @SilvaShadow1990 3 года назад +145

      @@TrigunSTAR26 2 doubloons... Don't drop em. Not only is that a prison thing. SpongeBob of all ppl says it. Let that.. Sink in! XD

    • @jayB733
      @jayB733 3 года назад +21

      No no u got put the hey Gary how bout some leap frog! (The second time ofc)

    • @MDubHusky
      @MDubHusky 3 года назад +63

      wa-ter you waiting for, GARY?

    • @SilvaShadow1990
      @SilvaShadow1990 3 года назад +2

      @@MDubHusky MROW!!

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 3 года назад +3489

    One of my favourites:
    “Would you like next day delivery or time-warp delivery?”
    “I’ll go for time warp”
    “No problem sir your package arrived a week ago”
    [hangs up, sees box on the floor]
    “Oh I wondered what this was”

  • @rileybowman5988
    @rileybowman5988 Год назад +45

    As a kid, I was confused about why Squidward says 11 minutes specifically, but then I realized that he’s saying he’ll give him until the end of the episode.

  • @felixespino430
    @felixespino430 3 года назад +4945

    "What's this?"
    "The deed to my house."
    "Okie-dokie then, carry on."

    • @emmanzi_
      @emmanzi_ 3 года назад +72

      I nearly died

    • @RWBprototype
      @RWBprototype 3 года назад +87

      I'm surprised he can even afford a house considering he's being paid next to nothing.

    • @benrod-1321
      @benrod-1321 3 года назад +76

      @@RWBprototype some say he has a side job in the Japanese movie industry

    • @sagetheidiotartist
      @sagetheidiotartist 3 года назад +11

      the most underrated joke ever

    • @mattking9220
      @mattking9220 3 года назад +19

      Arrrgh, a pirate doesn't say "oKiE dOkIe ThEn"

  • @R2M_Productions
    @R2M_Productions 3 года назад +2326

    The most underrated joke definitely has to be when they walk into the huge mattress store and spongebob asks how many there are and patrick says “ten”

    • @notkerrystolcenberg
      @notkerrystolcenberg 3 года назад +101

      That jokes pops into my mind at least 3 times a year

    • @wonderlust1308
      @wonderlust1308 3 года назад +94

      I’m 27 and still quote it whenever I’m given the opportunity if someone ever says “guess how many…” or “how many do you think there is?”

    • @R.A.M222
      @R.A.M222 3 года назад +35

      @@wonderlust1308 24 and same . But most people sadly don’t get it

    • @darkgoesoff5200
      @darkgoesoff5200 3 года назад +9

      @@R.A.M222 can you explain it?

    • @darkgoesoff5200
      @darkgoesoff5200 3 года назад +8

      @@wonderlust1308 can you explain the joke

  • @j.g5934
    @j.g5934 6 месяцев назад +435

    1:08 that sht was dark ngl

    • @ahmedalanzi.
      @ahmedalanzi. 5 месяцев назад +62

      Someday But Not Today😂😂

    • @Cyl2aX
      @Cyl2aX 3 месяца назад +6

      @@ahmedalanzi.yeah thanks I heard 😐

    • @MrWide-ht9rp
      @MrWide-ht9rp 3 месяца назад +26

      Bros joke was so ass he contemplated killing himself 😭😭😭

    • @apmoln1815
      @apmoln1815 2 месяца назад +1

      True

    • @seth5737
      @seth5737 2 месяца назад +1

      Mad me realize I wasn’t the only one that felt like that when I was a kid

  • @jetstreamsam76
    @jetstreamsam76 3 года назад +1716

    Seeing the fish struggle to resist jamming a spear into his neck really hits different now than it did in 2006.

    • @woda9291
      @woda9291 3 года назад +20

      Oof

    • @nonso1078
      @nonso1078 3 года назад +48

      I was born in 2006 my birthdate is 06/06/06

    • @officialunitedstatesofamer2944
      @officialunitedstatesofamer2944 3 года назад +10

      @@nonso1078 Damn, that is a coincidence if I’ve ever seen one. Are you Christian?

    • @MomoKunDaYo
      @MomoKunDaYo 3 года назад +7

      @@nonso1078 thats when the movie omen was released

    • @somerandomguy6268
      @somerandomguy6268 3 года назад +7

      @@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 im wondering too lol good question

  • @yogap6162
    @yogap6162 3 года назад +4789

    I forget what episode this is, but there's a clever jokes like this
    Spongebob: Patrick, you are genius
    Patrick : Yeah, a lot people call me that
    Spongebob : Genius?
    Patrick : No, Patrick

    • @LadyNeeka
      @LadyNeeka 3 года назад +174

      'No, this is Patrick' 😂
      I loved that one.

    • @BaggyTheBloke
      @BaggyTheBloke Год назад +217

      Not sure if this is the line you're thinking of but the episode Porus Pockets has the similar exchange of:
      "Good idea coming here, Patrick!"
      "That's my specialty."
      "Having good ideas?"
      "No, being called Patrick."

    • @theactualdarthvader
      @theactualdarthvader Год назад +29

      @@BaggyTheBlokethat’s what i was thinking lmao

    • @PikaGirl890
      @PikaGirl890 Год назад +3

      OH MY GOSH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE IT'S SO FUNNY😭

    • @OffTheRailGaming
      @OffTheRailGaming 11 месяцев назад +38

      There was one joke that went like this
      Spongebob: Patrick, you're genius is showing!
      Patrick: Oh no! Where?!

  • @TitusRedwind
    @TitusRedwind 3 года назад +8507

    "Robots have taken over the world!"
    *Kalm*
    "OUR world!"
    *Panik*

    • @dr_strange800
      @dr_strange800 3 года назад +412

      That joke was very well executed

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 3 года назад +97

      I don’t get a lot of these but maybe that’s why they’re so good lol

    • @mtj8870
      @mtj8870 3 года назад +442

      I love how it confirms they know the existence of the human world

    • @iinorxiqq
      @iinorxiqq 3 года назад +34

      So accurate 👌

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 года назад +263

      @@sakuraogami6885 they don't care if the human world above water got conquered

  • @cmd2973
    @cmd2973 9 месяцев назад +160

    I love how adult this show was the first few seasons. I watched them with my kids every night and it was the only show I didn't get tired of

    • @infinite683
      @infinite683 8 месяцев назад +24

      There was a good stretch of time where writers would put adult joks in kids' shows and movies because it would normally fly over the kids head and keep parents not bored out of their mind. Usually made the media age good as well.
      We no longer really have that.

    • @tackywhale5664
      @tackywhale5664 8 месяцев назад +8

      @infinite683 We need to bring that back.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 3 месяца назад +3

      I’d say the dip in quality started with the fourth season (but the fourth season was still entertaining), aka when Stephen started to play a smaller part in the show

  • @pistincup352
    @pistincup352 3 года назад +3364

    I’m a winner, see my prize, your a loser, who sits a cries!
    -Squidward

    • @enzone8896
      @enzone8896 3 года назад +72

      **gets kicked**

    • @lagbuster4206
      @lagbuster4206 3 года назад +32

      Kid: "FALCON KICK!"

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 3 года назад +4

      @@lagbuster4206 YES!

    • @RareSquid
      @RareSquid 3 года назад +8

      I do give out positive energy 😎

    • @demsterclippy4252
      @demsterclippy4252 3 года назад +11

      That kid fish looks way too much like pepe the frog

  • @inoerinoblu6521
    @inoerinoblu6521 3 года назад +4105

    I'll give him a week - A new episode every week
    I'll give him eleven minutes - The run time of the episode
    Good joke.

    • @jermarionthegoat2.027
      @jermarionthegoat2.027 3 года назад +59

      Thank you

    • @John15-v.5-8
      @John15-v.5-8 3 года назад +51

      Oh, I thought it meant something else 💀

    • @AmateurAnimations65
      @AmateurAnimations65 3 года назад +25

      Good catch I never noticed that

    • @gradel888
      @gradel888 3 года назад +14

      PATRICK SAD!!!!!!!!

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 3 года назад +44

      WHY MUST EVERY ELEVEN MINUTES OF MY LIFE BE FILLED WITH MISERY?!?!?!?!
      Well, because each cartoon is only eleven minutes long, Squid...

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +6121

    The "unaccompanied minors" one is so underrated. I never understood it, when I myself was a minor watching this.

    • @ler3422
      @ler3422 3 года назад +28

      Me neither lol

    • @senpaisazon4859
      @senpaisazon4859 3 года назад +67

      You work fast man ain’t no way you can be everywhere

    • @ieattrash1149
      @ieattrash1149 3 года назад +304

      Pretty sure that episode is one of the newer ones

    • @fernandorodriguez876
      @fernandorodriguez876 3 года назад +9

      No one asked nerd

    • @fernandorodriguez876
      @fernandorodriguez876 3 года назад +31

      @@senpaisazon4859 you can do alot when living off of unemployment checks

  • @manakings8274
    @manakings8274 Год назад +190

    1:32 the one guy just flying across the screen 😂😂😂

  • @Ryan_Carder
    @Ryan_Carder 3 года назад +2464

    The best joke of the entire show was left out.
    "Insulting a man's ship, be worse than insulting a man's mother."
    "No no wait, it was his mother you said was dirty."

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 3 года назад +165

      Also the perfume store joke in the first Flying Dutchman episode.

    • @tingmingxiy790
      @tingmingxiy790 3 года назад +107

      I think whats so funny about this is how Spongebob is kind of an instigator in this situation. That and clearly insulting his mother was worse than insulting his ship💀

    • @SpiderRatchet4342
      @SpiderRatchet4342 3 года назад +8

      Lol!!

    • @krisplates
      @krisplates 3 года назад +15

      That whole episode “Shanghaied” is pure gold!

    • @thegreatpapyrus2306
      @thegreatpapyrus2306 3 года назад +2

      @@jeremyusreevu237 I actually still don’t get that one, could you explain?

  • @kevinhanger3438
    @kevinhanger3438 3 года назад +703

    The fact that I still remember all these episode’s storylines after years is amazing only joke they missed was when Patrick and spongebob raised a clam and at the end Patrick grabs spongbob and says “let’s make another”

    • @restinpeacekobe987
      @restinpeacekobe987 3 года назад +11

      That was funny asl

    • @sinerothmike7292
      @sinerothmike7292 3 года назад +2

      O

    • @Ceejay-gl9ld
      @Ceejay-gl9ld 3 года назад +5

      Sadly that episode was banned years ago.

    • @tentaforces
      @tentaforces 3 года назад +22

      @@Ceejay-gl9ld I don't think that was ever banned.

    • @CelesticCF
      @CelesticCF 3 года назад +5

      @@Ceejay-gl9ld I've rewatched that episode on TV loads of times, banned where?

  • @KevetteofArethria
    @KevetteofArethria 3 года назад +1818

    "We know he violated his parole /somehow/."
    Yeah, this one is definitely the best joke.

    • @percussionfellow6168
      @percussionfellow6168 3 года назад +6

      It really is.

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 3 года назад +5

      Why?

    • @thebigdant6210
      @thebigdant6210 3 года назад +24

      Come on man, I didn’t do nothing

    • @KevetteofArethria
      @KevetteofArethria 3 года назад +273

      @@justincruz5720 It's playing on the joke that police always look for a reason to arrest you. I think it's in pretty good taste.

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 3 года назад +3

      @@KevetteofArethria So it would seem.

  • @limeguy-p13
    @limeguy-p13 5 месяцев назад +95

    2:27 “No, no, it’s not DAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!”

    • @OperativeBlue
      @OperativeBlue 5 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @slimm5k
      @slimm5k 2 месяца назад +2

      Used to have me rolling as a kid 😭😭😭

    • @Crutonwyt
      @Crutonwyt Месяц назад

      While Patrick’s stares into space with his mouth open 😄

  • @DomozoveoGZ
    @DomozoveoGZ 3 года назад +1202

    It's a wonder Patrick is so happy, he went to community college, he's not in debt

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 3 года назад +78

      I mean, he lives under a rock. So he's just avoiding the debt

    • @sclarinet9088
      @sclarinet9088 3 года назад +8

      @@TheKoriKasai technically a turtle

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 3 года назад +5

      @@sclarinet9088 no he's not polenareff

    • @luckyalvin3947
      @luckyalvin3947 3 года назад +9

      @@TheKoriKasai don't bring Polnareff here.

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 3 года назад +6

      @@luckyalvin3947 why not? He's the best french man

  • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
    @ShadowtheYouTuber523 Год назад +612

    0:00 Season 3 Episode 5 The Bully
    0:25 Season 1 Episode 18 Nature Pants
    0:30 Season 3 Episode 34 Plankton's Army
    0:57 Season 4 Episode 10 Dunces And Dragons
    1:14 Season 3 Episode 17 Krab Borg
    1:36 Season 3 Episode 19 Wet Painters
    1:53 Season 11 Episode 31 Mustard O' Mine
    2:07 Season 2 Episode 24 Shanghaied
    2:32 Season 4 Episode 33 Born To Be Wild
    2:41 Season 4 Episode 8 Selling Out
    3:10 Season 2 Episode 9 Wormy
    3:24 Season 4 Episode 6 Skill Crane
    4:08 Season 6 Episode 27 Ditchin'
    4:31 Season 2 Episode 39 Squid On Strike

    • @testyourcricketknowledge
      @testyourcricketknowledge 10 месяцев назад +13

      how are you this much unemployed

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 10 месяцев назад +24

      @@testyourcricketknowledge slump going on where I live, I have been trying to get a job for 2 years now but just no luck.

    • @testyourcricketknowledge
      @testyourcricketknowledge 10 месяцев назад +19

      @@ShadowtheRUclipsr523 bro i hope you soon get your dream job

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@testyourcricketknowledge well I did technically already get a job, I'm practicing in a workplace where I only work on Mondays and Wednesdays for the rest of this month and then I get a small salary. Not my dream job but it'll do, it's like the moral of Monsters University; you may not be able to become exactly what you want but that doesn't mean there aren't other options.

    • @NoOne-fv6yh
      @NoOne-fv6yh 10 месяцев назад +24

      @@testyourcricketknowledge what is this switch up 💀

  • @KitsuneEX-oo8pj
    @KitsuneEX-oo8pj 3 года назад +4083

    Wait a minute, Patrick went to college?

    • @sdFreerey
      @sdFreerey 3 года назад +163

      Community college

    • @cttncandytears
      @cttncandytears 3 года назад +144

      @@sdFreerey That’s still college though

    • @doggosho3044
      @doggosho3044 3 года назад +90

      That would explain his genius showing

    • @enceladus2263
      @enceladus2263 3 года назад +85

      He went to Squidward Community College

    • @gizmonovack
      @gizmonovack 3 года назад +8

      @@doggosho3044 oh crap!!! Wait but my pants are up

  • @mcgfn
    @mcgfn Год назад +28

    Can't believe I've never seen 2:33, that was a crazy fourth wall break for Spongebob

  • @thebrustkid7080
    @thebrustkid7080 Год назад +1837

    1:27 I’m so glad I’m not the only one that appreciates this joke. Earth takeovers don’t usually affect the fish lol

  • @Alphacarmine72
    @Alphacarmine72 3 года назад +2150

    Did anybody every notice that fish flying out of nowhere at Mach speed at 1:32 ?? LMAOOOO

    • @terrance3218
      @terrance3218 3 года назад +45

      Yes 🤣🤣

    • @someguy6651
      @someguy6651 3 года назад +217

      Holy shit, never noticed that. Nice catch.

    • @EBAN207
      @EBAN207 3 года назад +58

      @@someguy6651 I *sea* what you did there

    • @someguy6651
      @someguy6651 3 года назад +78

      @@EBAN207 I wish I had a good pun to make here but I cant pick just one, I'm swimming in ideas.

    • @pj5403
      @pj5403 3 года назад +3

      What happend there

  • @Seshtilwerest227
    @Seshtilwerest227 3 года назад +364

    The joke where barnacle boy leaped into the invisible boat mobile and ended up landing anus first on the gear shifter is the actual most underrated joke.

    • @cesarriveraii550
      @cesarriveraii550 3 года назад +48

      Told you we should have got the automatic!

    • @CrashFan03
      @CrashFan03 3 года назад +15

      I thought he hit his nuts but then again that makes more sense lmao

    • @_je0njungk00kie
      @_je0njungk00kie 4 дня назад

      NEVER REALIZED THAT. 😀

  • @_XRMissie
    @_XRMissie Год назад +18

    2:31 oml that's genuinely so clever lmao

    • @cjtheracer0113
      @cjtheracer0113 Год назад +2

      Yeah this one took me a minute to figure out lmao

  • @raptapper
    @raptapper 3 года назад +1820

    I never got the Gummy Fish and suicidal knight jokes until now.

    • @lentrozenol1037
      @lentrozenol1037 3 года назад +29

      I still don't get it; what's it mean?

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 3 года назад +285

      @@lentrozenol1037 Gummy Fish is cannibalism and the knight wants to stab his throat cuz he hates his job and wants to die.

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 3 года назад +116

      @@ShadowtheRUclipsr523 I thought gummy fish was drugs

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 3 года назад +57

      Ok-- Wait what?? Didn't you hear the cop say "Eating your own kind"???

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 3 года назад +30

      @@ShadowtheRUclipsr523 yeah but I thought it was kinda a combo of both

  • @truckman3
    @truckman3 3 года назад +1803

    “Alright, who is this?”
    “Joe mama?”
    “Okay listen here, ‘Joe’”
    there’s a hecking joe mama joke in spongebob

    • @chainjail4834
      @chainjail4834 3 года назад +9

      Timestamp?

    • @truckman3
      @truckman3 3 года назад +47

      I meant in the lost episode of spongebob not here

    • @chainjail4834
      @chainjail4834 3 года назад +7

      @@truckman3 ah ok 👍

    • @shidfard
      @shidfard 3 года назад +31

      Joe mama is a very old joke. It only resurfaced recently.

    • @desuhiko
      @desuhiko 3 года назад

      @@shidfard wow

  • @giddy1337
    @giddy1337 3 года назад +4869

    “Coal miners”
    “Sulphur miners”
    “Unaccompanied minors” ‘Ba dum tss’
    Underrated.

  • @pellen101
    @pellen101 3 месяца назад +7

    I feel like the “OUR WORLD” is one of the best jokes. It’s a great allegory how people irl seem to not care unless it directly affects them but the only way they’d know is if it was directly told to them. It’s perfect

  • @personman2454
    @personman2454 3 года назад +584

    I appreciate the rimshot on the miners joke.

    • @violetcupcake
      @violetcupcake 3 года назад +5

      @personman245 I love your Profile Picture! 🤩😂

  • @just_jxve9033
    @just_jxve9033 3 года назад +689

    0:32 Planktons view on the language of the cedious low brow dives in town: “FELICITATIONS MALEFACTORS I AM ENDEAVORING TO MISAPPROPRIATE THE FORMULA IN FOR THE PREPARATIONS OF AFFORDABLE COMESTIBLES,WHO WILL JOIN ME-“

    • @RedCross13756
      @RedCross13756 Год назад +97

      "I don't get it" 😂😂😂

    • @kenyaholloway-reliford8213
      @kenyaholloway-reliford8213 11 месяцев назад +85

      "Hello, criminals! I seek to steal the Krabby Patty formula and recreate it to sell it as my own. Who's up for it?"

    • @02brother
      @02brother 11 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@kenyaholloway-reliford8213you're a goddamn genius!

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 9 месяцев назад +7

      Dude must have been given his villain license by an annoyed teacher who hated him for not passing his test and driving them insane, just like Mrs Puff did to SpongeBob in No Free Rides. That’s my only explanation for this crucial misinformation about the low lives of Bikini Bottom.

    • @veggiegreenz9896
      @veggiegreenz9896 7 месяцев назад +2

      4:23 the real world equivalent of police arresting minors for marijuana instead of doing more important things.

  • @kazzoey2868
    @kazzoey2868 3 года назад +1424

    You forgot the:
    “Wanna see me do it again?”

    • @C.C.N
      @C.C.N 3 года назад +51

      It's so underrated it's forgotten

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 3 года назад +8

      @@C.C.N Shame

    • @diegovillacrez8349
      @diegovillacrez8349 3 года назад +71

      it's not underrated, everyone loves that one

    • @Jords250
      @Jords250 3 года назад +19

      All these years and I'm still pretty sure he did run over that mountain and back

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 3 года назад

      Its not underrated compared to the Season 4 episodes, though I admit the jokes in MM&BB5 are more forgettable than MM&BB3. If you really wanna see underrated, check out the storyboard for it cause it was originally gonna be a double length special. Neat stuff.

  • @peytonreed937
    @peytonreed937 Год назад +12

    0:44
    Plot twist, the tough guys KNEW what plankton said, but they weren’t criminals.

  • @Tee-OhBee
    @Tee-OhBee 3 года назад +219

    1:24 “NOT THE NAVY” watching that now all these years later still made me laugh out loud 😂😂😂

  • @ipgd69
    @ipgd69 3 года назад +299

    2:38 this is hands down the best transition in the entire show

    • @jaybird0312
      @jaybird0312 3 года назад +20

      Mr.Krabs face too 🤣🤣🤣

  • @YamatoFukkatsu
    @YamatoFukkatsu 3 года назад +504

    Lesson learned: don't get caught eating gummy humans.

  • @mega-chad8809
    @mega-chad8809 Год назад +41

    4:36 should’ve asked for the deed to his house back

    • @brad9772
      @brad9772 5 месяцев назад

      So true haha

  • @strawglicks
    @strawglicks 3 года назад +502

    The entirety of skill crane is an underrated gem.

    • @strawglicks
      @strawglicks 3 года назад +2

      @@4SHERLOL 😈

    • @killerquinn64
      @killerquinn64 3 года назад +12

      Agreed. Though my favorites from Season 4 are Krusty Towers, Dunces and Dragons, and Patrick SmartPants which are all in my top 10. Shell of a Man and Wishing You Well are almost in the top 20.

    • @plopadard
      @plopadard 3 года назад +5

      The saddest part is my copy of season 4 now skips on that episode

    • @NightCloudI
      @NightCloudI 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah when I first saw it when I was younger I loved it so much that every time after watching it when an episode of SpongeBob was starting l was hoping it would be that one.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 3 месяца назад

      Nah I don’t think so, I think a lot of people really like it

  • @marshalljones69
    @marshalljones69 3 года назад +765

    After 15 years or so I finally understand the robots taking over the world joke. They wouldn’t care if robots took over the air breathers world. Ahhhh, good times.

    • @DarkDevil2398
      @DarkDevil2398 3 года назад +10

      That's not even close to it at all tho.... Smh lmfao, they have an entire universe separate from the airbreathers and Squidward literally said "our world!" Clearly referring to the sea creatures....... Why do people have to find things that clearly aren't there just for the sake of commenting something lol? It's so strange

    • @DarkDevil2398
      @DarkDevil2398 3 года назад +26

      The joke was literally the public is so ignorant that he had to clarify to them that "the world" is their world too nothing more lol just stop

    • @DarkDevil2398
      @DarkDevil2398 3 года назад +1

      You can't even give one implication from the actual show that the joke had anything to do with what your comment says either lol because it doesn't

    • @DarkDevil2398
      @DarkDevil2398 3 года назад +1

      You can't even give one implication from the actual show that the joke had anything to do with what your comment says either lol because it doesn't

    • @DarkDevil2398
      @DarkDevil2398 3 года назад +1

      Sorry just here to correct your ignorance free of charge 🙂

  • @nicole_cat0
    @nicole_cat0 3 года назад +1540

    i will always feel bad for the kids my age who were told that spongebob was a “bad influence” and that it was “inappropriate”… they missed out on the childhood on a lifetime.

    • @Speckitt
      @Speckitt Год назад +85

      Hello. I was that kid. I'm pissed.

    • @giraffebean
      @giraffebean Год назад +37

      Hello. I wasn't that kid. I only had cable in my life for like 5 years and i dont remember any of it. I was the kid with unrestricted internet access 👍

    • @Man_Jr._Studios
      @Man_Jr._Studios Год назад +15

      I was that kid until I became a teenager 😂

    • @FatKarma999
      @FatKarma999 Год назад +34

      Kids were told this? Wow, this is a first for me.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 Год назад +39

      @@FatKarma999 I worked with a woman that hated the show because her 5yr old learned to moon her daycare class from watching Spongebob. I told her the demographic was 12 yr olds and she got angry that I didn't side with her.

  • @SacredAssault
    @SacredAssault Год назад +9

    “Y’all wouldn’t last a minute on my turf. DRY. LAND.”
    “…..do we have to wear pickle jars?”

  • @ianoliver2224
    @ianoliver2224 3 года назад +880

    “Unaccompanied minors.”
    HOO! That hits way too hard nowadays!

    • @ajasmr6907
      @ajasmr6907 3 года назад +8

      I didn’t get the joke that well but i cracked somehow.

    • @Name-rv1zw
      @Name-rv1zw 3 года назад +54

      @@ajasmr6907 minors is another way to say someone under the age of majority/consent

    • @arcey_cv
      @arcey_cv 3 года назад +45

      @@Name-rv1zw dude you could've just said kids

    • @Ok-rd1zd
      @Ok-rd1zd 3 года назад +10

      @@arcey_cv someone under the age of consent is a way to say kids. Why can’t they just say that.

    • @rotundmonibuv5103
      @rotundmonibuv5103 3 года назад +2

      @@Name-rv1zw Not age of consent, age of majority.

  • @ninjacocktail
    @ninjacocktail 3 года назад +397

    0:25 This episode is unbelivably heart breaking watching Patrick so emotionnally moved when his best friend left forever. The moment when Patrick breaks the golden net with his knee is the saddest thing that ever happened in Spongebob for me. This is a highly symbolic act marking the end of an unbreakable friendship and the end of the most enjoyable hobby Patrick used to have with his best friend. This is an underrated sad moment for sure.

    • @unicornunicorn3249
      @unicornunicorn3249 3 года назад +16

      Over think much

    • @grungeisdeadd
      @grungeisdeadd 3 года назад +17

      @@unicornunicorn3249 They moreso shared an analysis

    • @cameron6538
      @cameron6538 3 года назад +52

      @@unicornunicorn3249 billions of years of evolution to give you a brain and you use it to begrudge people for using theirs

    • @edenalexandriab9120
      @edenalexandriab9120 3 года назад +7

      Keep strong. Dont forget that despite the evil in this world, God is full of justice, mercy and love.
      Justice said we broke His perfect law - causing the world's previous perfection to be destroyed - and therefore we deserve Hell (like a punishment in any legal system but this is eternal as His perfect law is eternal too). Don't think you fit in that category? Ever done one of these?: lying, stealing - regardless of how small the object EVER, hating others - which is murder in God's perfect law, lusting (plus God sees our entire thought life). Justice says "the soul that sins shall die" - if we break one in thought/word/deed it's as if we're guilty of all of them. Quite simply, living by the law (which is doing everything perfectly) is impossible for sinful humans
      . The law shows us that 1. We will die in Hell if we fail to follow it and 2. We cannot save ourselves BUT, 3. God's perfect, immovable law points us to Christ, who followed and fulfilled the law in thought, word and deed perfectly in our place. He did what we couldn't and did it on our behalf. He was then sentenced to death on a cross, and took our personal punishment for our sin, paying our penalty (like paying our fine) completely FOR us, and has given us freedom.
      If we turn from the sins we have committed and repent (pursue the opposite direction of love through Christ) He will, overtime, recreate us back into that previously perfect image through The Holy Spirit which Jesus sends to all who accept Him as their personal Lord and Savior of their life. It's not about following the law - perfectly, as it's impossible - it's about letting Christ in to guide and teach you and obeying Him through His power (not ourselves as it's impossible without depending on His power and instruction).
      He is our substitute in His life, death and resurrection. He essentially rewrote history in our place so that, if you believe in Him, it will be as if you had never sinned if you accept Christ's death as our own in our place.
      He is in Heaven right now preparing a place for us so that He can take His faithful, believing children home with Him when He returns. He will ressurrect us from death when He returns, giving mercy to those who accept His love, instruction and teachings in their life, and give justice to those who refuse it.
      He doesn't want ANY of us to go to Hell and die for continuing in evil and rejecting His way to life, thats why He died FOR us. Hes giving EVERYONE a chance, He wants everyone to take the free gift of salvation from Hell. He wants us to be His and begin to follow His life of love and service through His power and abiding (staying) with Him. So long as we keep our hearts near to Christ through His strength, strive to follow His will of perfect love revealed in the Bible, and let Him lead in the midst of (very certain) pitfalls and struggles, we will, in time, win the ultimate victory over sin, pain and DEATH through Christ. Even if you are willing to be made willing, pray for Jesus to come in and He will do what we can't. Give us The Holy Spirit who will guide us in the right way.
      NOTE: You are NEVER too sinful or messed up that God cannot turn your life around through Jesus. EVER. Regardless of what you've done or what you're going through you CAN make it through Jesus.
      If you have any questions let me know x

    • @cameron6538
      @cameron6538 3 года назад +18

      @@edenalexandriab9120 Jessie what the fuck are you talking about

  • @akio_kuro
    @akio_kuro 3 года назад +1041

    2:38 I lost it when I saw this for the first time

    • @sympathy4mario
      @sympathy4mario 3 года назад +109

      Krabs reaction really does it

    • @thegamingfan5222
      @thegamingfan5222 3 года назад +13

      Probably my fav in this list

    • @sow9smd392
      @sow9smd392 3 года назад +17

      The amazing world of gumball makes jokes like that all the time lol

    • @GoatHerder-t4d
      @GoatHerder-t4d 3 года назад +8

      The Amazing World of Gumball is also a show of underrated jokes

    • @pruffy6275
      @pruffy6275 3 года назад

      Wich episode Was that

  • @spongebobswindow7472
    @spongebobswindow7472 9 дней назад +1

    1:42
    Tom Kenny deserves an award just for that delivery alone

  • @smashyboi6887
    @smashyboi6887 4 года назад +174

    “I’ll give him a week”
    “I’ll give him 11 minutes”
    Gets me every time 😂

    • @u7amaki
      @u7amaki 4 года назад +6

      I just understood that bc an episode of spongebob generally runs for 11-12 minutes 😆

    • @smashyboi6887
      @smashyboi6887 4 года назад +2

      @@u7amaki Yeah I know, great writing!

    • @fantasyworld3897
      @fantasyworld3897 3 года назад

      0:29

    • @thejbo777
      @thejbo777 3 года назад

      @@u7amaki also new episodes are typically a week apart

  • @UwU_Blaster
    @UwU_Blaster 3 года назад +246

    Squidward: "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?" - Club Spongebob S3, E3

    • @keeganstormblade5456
      @keeganstormblade5456 3 года назад +31

      SpongeBob: Oh, cheer up, Squid. It could be worse.
      Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.
      Squidward: (Is bald and has a big nose) Well... this is the end.

    • @tiablue9106
      @tiablue9106 3 года назад +8

      Spongebob: No it’s not, Squidward!
      Patrick: (building 3 coffins) It’s not?

    • @keeganstormblade5456
      @keeganstormblade5456 3 года назад +8

      SpongeBob: Come on, guys, we're gonna be fine! As long as we stick together. Remember, we're a club!

    • @Based_4_Life
      @Based_4_Life 3 года назад +2

      @@keeganstormblade5456 ooooLooooDLooooDLooooDLoooo!

  • @shionyorigami3552
    @shionyorigami3552 3 года назад +789

    1:35 when artists sees the smallest mistake in their art after posting it

    • @b.tiqueabsolute101
      @b.tiqueabsolute101 3 года назад +85

      Yep... As an artist, that fricking HURTS 😭

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 3 года назад +27

      Basically

    • @PikachuYoshiPines164
      @PikachuYoshiPines164 3 года назад +23

      Oh my gosh I can relate lol

    • @animdoodle
      @animdoodle 3 года назад +26

      POV: Your finished with erasing your sketch and flicking the erasers off but one speck of eraser is left.

    • @mont9150
      @mont9150 3 года назад +11

      Im not even an artist and its still hits me

  • @hillylabs
    @hillylabs 6 месяцев назад +11

    One of my personal favorite SpongeBob moments:
    Sandy: Come on! He could be anywhere in these sulfur fields!
    Random Fish: *looks in a spout* Hey, SpongeBob!
    *a blast of sulfur hits him in the face*
    Random Fish: ...well, at least I still have my personality...

  • @Angie_bae
    @Angie_bae 3 года назад +1213

    “I give him eleven minutes”
    Because the episode is 11 minutes💀

  • @Mister-Red
    @Mister-Red 3 года назад +591

    1:33 meanwhile in French version:
    Squidward:Attention everyone the robots has taken over the world
    Fish:[silence]
    Squidward:I mean the ocean
    Fish:(Panic)

  • @RAWRzooted
    @RAWRzooted 3 года назад +606

    "he took off his pants"
    "i like the sound of that"

  • @EclecticAesthetic
    @EclecticAesthetic 10 месяцев назад +23

    That "unaccompanied minors" joke was pretty good, especially for new Spongebob

  • @marcy_sarcy
    @marcy_sarcy 3 года назад +679

    “I gotta take the shortcut!”
    TOO UNDERRATED 💀💀💀

    • @Cartters_Canon
      @Cartters_Canon 11 месяцев назад +10

      Fr

    • @cryspbacon
      @cryspbacon 10 месяцев назад +17

      they broke the absolute 💩 outta the fourth wall lmaooo

    • @JenniferTolosa-x6j
      @JenniferTolosa-x6j 9 месяцев назад +2

      POP* your in the krusty krab now!?

    • @Cartoony-33
      @Cartoony-33 8 месяцев назад +4

      Bro really decided to hop on the cut, or whatever it is

  • @emeralde3875
    @emeralde3875 3 года назад +3647

    I’m still in awe at how smooth the transition is at 2:37.

    • @cannon8235
      @cannon8235 Год назад +211

      That's the joke.

    • @svxd7369
      @svxd7369 Год назад +347

      SpongeBob breaks the 4th wall by riding the bubble transition and I like that so much.

    • @skankhunt-zo4fm
      @skankhunt-zo4fm Год назад

      @@cannon82352 years later I’m sure they know

    • @lalaland2107
      @lalaland2107 Год назад +41

      Is that from season 4 or 5? I definitely don’t remember watching it as a kid because my seasons were 1-3…

    • @Slaxckson
      @Slaxckson Год назад +63

      This was my favorite bit, especially seeing Mr. Krabs just flabbergasted 🤣

  • @thegoldenkid3904
    @thegoldenkid3904 3 года назад +2887

    2:38 All these years and I realize he's riding a bubble in the transition.
    Edit: Something, something, thousand likes.

    • @DeeTomm
      @DeeTomm 3 года назад +177

      Now THAT is one of the very rare moments where a modern SpongeBob episode has an actually good idea!

    • @pancakeketchup
      @pancakeketchup 3 года назад +222

      @@DeeTomm yeah the "modern" episode from 14 years ago

    • @kittykittybangbang9367
      @kittykittybangbang9367 3 года назад +122

      @@pancakeketchup when a lot of people talk about "modern" SpongeBob, they usually mean post movie SpongeBob

    • @holytrinity8888
      @holytrinity8888 3 года назад +46

      I usually call post movie Spongebob “Early Modern Spongebob” from season 4 to season 9, when Spongebob first went widescreen.

    • @bluezero8557
      @bluezero8557 3 года назад +31

      What makes it better is Mr.krabs noticed it

  • @phillyeaglesforlife5127
    @phillyeaglesforlife5127 3 месяца назад +8

    1:34 The guy flying across the room ALWAYS kills me🤣🤣😂😂

  • @reneye1813
    @reneye1813 3 года назад +189

    1:08 The writers explaining their suicide joke past Nickelodeon: He’s trying to break the spear in half out of anger, but he decides to control his anger. That’s the joke.

    • @yunfeikwon
      @yunfeikwon Год назад +6

      I used to think he wants to quit or retired the job by using sick leave back then, oh how innocent and clueless my self kid was😂

    • @Stoirelius
      @Stoirelius Год назад

      If he was trying to break it in half, he would have been holding it in the middle point of the spear. Sorry, but no.

    • @lasercraft32
      @lasercraft32 Год назад +16

      @@Stoirelius Bruh read the words. They said "the _writers_ explaining their suicide joke _past Nickelodeon."_ You entirely missed the joke.

    • @Stoirelius
      @Stoirelius Год назад +3

      @@lasercraft32 sorry.

    • @rileywilson7434
      @rileywilson7434 Год назад +6

      ​@@Stoirelius It's okay, the council of ppl understanding jokes, forgives you.

  • @carlymara88
    @carlymara88 3 года назад +547

    Squidward: robots are taking over the world!
    Fish:
    Squidward: our world?!
    Fish: 😱😱😱

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 3 года назад +8

      Spongebob : Squidward the robots have taken over the Navy!
      Squidward : NOT THE NAVY!

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 3 года назад +10

      Can we talk about that fish that just got flung across the restaurant

    • @calengoldsmith9499
      @calengoldsmith9499 3 года назад +4

      @@CoolerMike I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST IT TOO LOL

  • @BrickFighter13
    @BrickFighter13 3 года назад +350

    Alright, that "Unaccompanied minors" joke seriously got a good laugh out of me.
    Also, the fact that Patrick actually went to Community College is...astounding to me.

  • @KimJongChill
    @KimJongChill 5 месяцев назад +8

    2:24 goated with patrick standing there blank faced

  • @badgamedevreacts3855
    @badgamedevreacts3855 3 года назад +181

    3:26 League of legends players when one of their teammates makes a minor mistake 3 seconds into the game
    3:54 The same players when there is a 99.999999999999999999999% chance that they are going to win the match

  • @slashbows
    @slashbows 3 года назад +598

    Underrated joke that I think deserves to be in this video:
    (Source: The Googly Artiste)
    Squidward: Selling one lousy piece doesn't make you an artist.
    Spongebob: How many lousy pieces have you sold, Squidward?
    Another one from the same episode:
    Squidward: I bet he won't sell another one of those ridiculous trinkets!
    Patrick: *Sells another piece*
    Squidward: I'll bet he never sells another!
    Patrick: *Sells a bunch more pieces*
    Squidward: I'll bet-
    Spongebob: Squidward, I think we should have a little talk about your gambling problem.

    • @maurop7991
      @maurop7991 Год назад +68

      Some SpongeBob replies to Squidward are truly savage, ngl
      Another one is: «Maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said»

    • @jeramiahfryhling
      @jeramiahfryhling Год назад +37

      @@maurop7991Another one “ Mr Krabs you shouldn’t talk about squidward that way.”

    • @chimppower2748
      @chimppower2748 9 месяцев назад +22

      @@jeramiahfryhlinganother one: *squidward explaining how you can lose your laughbox”
      SpongeBob: is that what happened to you, squidward?

    • @rigboy1234
      @rigboy1234 8 месяцев назад +4

      These comments make It feel like SpongeBob Is willing to make Squidward end his own life lmao

    • @wilsonsecaur1015
      @wilsonsecaur1015 7 месяцев назад

      Based cocteau twins pfp

  • @caraccident5357
    @caraccident5357 3 года назад +191

    “And I know just how to speak their language.”
    *Speaks British*

    • @Skul1ManEXE
      @Skul1ManEXE 3 года назад +12

      No wonder he got beaten up.

  • @Bionicjay
    @Bionicjay Месяц назад +9

    1:09 I’m surprised Nickelodeon allowed this one

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 3 года назад +531

    Patrick went to college. PATRICK. WENT. TO. COLLEGE!?

    • @heyseamonkey
      @heyseamonkey 3 года назад +18

      Now we need to know these questions:
      1. Did he get a degree or did he drop out?
      2. If he got a degree, was it an Associates, Bachelors, Masters, etc.?
      3. What was his major?

    • @neveragain7424
      @neveragain7424 3 года назад +7

      @Buster Ellsworth he also mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing

    • @mason_keys
      @mason_keys 3 года назад +1

      Sooooo... would that mean that Patrick is probably OLDER than Spongebob?!

    • @CaptainApathetic
      @CaptainApathetic 3 года назад +5

      @@heyseamonkey community College so an associates.

    • @muhammadbinyusof9415
      @muhammadbinyusof9415 3 года назад +2

      @Buster Ellsworth he majored in WOMBO

  • @KumasiVT
    @KumasiVT 3 года назад +81

    "Unaccompanied minors"
    That joke would've flown over our heads if we were younger

  • @MikeCivilian
    @MikeCivilian 3 года назад +203

    My Favorite Underrated Joke:
    SpongeBob: Whoever Sent This Note Clearly Has No Idea About The Underwater Limitations Of Physics.
    Also SpongeBob: Well, Let's Just Throw It In The Fire!

    • @steaming_mangos
      @steaming_mangos 3 года назад +3

      That's literally one of the most famous jokes in the entire show how is that underrated lol

  • @vin_fm2354
    @vin_fm2354 4 месяца назад +7

    4:08 Illegal searching is crazy

  • @thebadfella5296
    @thebadfella5296 3 года назад +179

    When it comes to breaking the fourth wall, Squidward was the man.
    Nature Pants: "I'll give him 11 minutes."
    Club SpongeBob: "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?"

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 3 года назад +22

      Patrick also isn't too shabby at this:
      "Hey, if we're underwater, how could there be a... [sizzling noise]... _fire?"_